i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
she pinky promised me she was 18
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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