"it" just moved
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
All the doctor said was why
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