i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
We were destined to go to rehab together
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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