I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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