He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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