what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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