Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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