she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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