she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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