Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm passing your future prison.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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