So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
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