Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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