these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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