I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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