We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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