Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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