just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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