There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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