also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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