yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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