No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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