i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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