If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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