I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
We need to get me chipped asap
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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