non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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