She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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