I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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