grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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