So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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