Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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