the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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