Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
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I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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