He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
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Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
We need to get me chipped asap
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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