the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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