I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
where am i from again
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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