just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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