hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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