How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I need water and some morals
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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