Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
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I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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