oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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