I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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