we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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