that's an acceptable place to lick
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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