It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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