did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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