And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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