yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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