The maid of honor just puked.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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