im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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