in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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